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Looking for the ultimate funny Halloween t-shirt to make a statement at your next party? Look no further! This hilarious and unique t-shirt is the perfect blend of spooky and witty, designed for anyone who loves a good laugh and a great drink.
Our exclusive design features a spooky jack-o'-lantern wearing a witch's hat, a full moon, and a vintage bottle of "Halloween Whiskey" ready for a pour. The bold, unforgettable slogan, "WHISKEY - HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1405", is guaranteed to be a conversation starter and get a chuckle from everyone you meet.
This tee is perfect for:
Halloween parties
A fun costume alternative
Gatherings with friends
A unique gift for a whiskey lover with a sense of humor
Made from a soft, comfortable material (e.g., 100% cotton), this funny Halloween t-shirt is a must-have for celebrating the spooky season in style and with a bit of attitude.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Funny Halloween Whiskey T-Shirt - Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1405
$25.50 USD
Our exclusive design features a spooky jack-o'-lantern wearing a witch's hat, a full moon, and a vintage bottle of "Halloween Whiskey" ready for a pour. The bold, unforgettable slogan, "WHISKEY - HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 1405", is guaranteed to be a conversation starter and get a chuckle from everyone you meet.
This tee is perfect for:
Halloween parties
A fun costume alternative
Gatherings with friends
A unique gift for a whiskey lover with a sense of humor
Made from a soft, comfortable material (e.g., 100% cotton), this funny Halloween t-shirt is a must-have for celebrating the spooky season in style and with a bit of attitude.
You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |